"You wretched mythological moron."  - Ruber in reference to the Gryffin losing the sword
         Quest for Camelot
             Starring the wonderful and talented voice of Gary Oldman
                (which by the way, he did all the vocals, even the singing!)  (via pandalovinglesbian)



“I’ll not serve a false king.”“Then serve a dead one”

…oh…

“I’ll not serve a false king.”
“Then serve a dead one

oh…



lookingthroughyoureyes:

goodoldbaddays:

lookingthroughyoureyes:

goodoldbaddays:

“…both. But more the first, not so much the second…one. Yes.”

“Why do you like to hurt people so much?” Kayley shifted her weight to one leg and placed her hand on her hip. “I mean, I get the wanting power thing, to an extent of course. But why do you need to hurt people for no reason?”

Ruber thought it over for a minute, stroking his chin thoughtfully. He raised an eyebrow and shrugged. 

“Its fun, mostly. There’s a definite….thrilllllllll….when they beg for mercy…when you know that you’re the one responsible for allowing them to live or granting them death.” He smirked. “You should try it some time.”

Kayley recoiled, her stomach churning at the thought. She took a step back.

“I could never do something like that. That’s just… sick. I-I- You’re a monster; a vile, evil, disgusting monster!”

Her mind was rushing as she registered what he said; she didn’t know exactly how her father had died, just that it was at Ruber’s hand. He couldn’t have begged, not her father, Sir Lionel. He was too proud to do something like that. He would have fought valiantly against the rogue knight.

“How can you be so-so heartless?! Do you even have a conscience? Or guilt?”

Ruber chuckled and patted Kayley’s head, knowing that one; it would definitely phase her, and two; that she would know the action was much like one would provide a dumb animal. Both would irk her immensely, so the motion was a natural one. 

"You compliment me too much, my dear! Yes I am heartless, and no I have no conscious and no guilt. Why would I need them? They only make you WEAK AND PATHETIC. They would make me like youuuuuuu….no thank you." He spat, his eye twitching for moment.


lookingthroughyoureyes:

goodoldbaddays:

lookingthroughyoureyes:

goodoldbaddays:

lookingthroughyoureyes:

questforcamelotconfessions:

Submitted by: saftasming

“He’s disgusting really.” Kayley huffed, wrinkling her nose.

I have better things to do than worry about getting a manicure….

“Like ruining lives?” She rolled her eyes. “Or failing at over throwing the king?”

“…both. But more the first, not so much the second…one. Yes.”

“Why do you like to hurt people so much?” Kayley shifted her weight to one leg and placed her hand on her hip. “I mean, I get the wanting power thing, to an extent of course. But why do you need to hurt people for no reason?”

Ruber thought it over for a minute, stroking his chin thoughtfully. He raised an eyebrow and shrugged. 
"Its fun, mostly. There’s a definite….thrilllllllll….when they beg for mercy…when you know that you’re the one responsible for allowing them to live or granting them death." He smirked. "You should try it some time."

lookingthroughyoureyes:

goodoldbaddays:

lookingthroughyoureyes:

goodoldbaddays:

lookingthroughyoureyes:

questforcamelotconfessions:

Submitted by: saftasming

“He’s disgusting really.” Kayley huffed, wrinkling her nose.

I have better things to do than worry about getting a manicure….

“Like ruining lives?” She rolled her eyes. “Or failing at over throwing the king?”

“…both. But more the first, not so much the second…one. Yes.”

“Why do you like to hurt people so much?” Kayley shifted her weight to one leg and placed her hand on her hip. “I mean, I get the wanting power thing, to an extent of course. But why do you need to hurt people for no reason?”

Ruber thought it over for a minute, stroking his chin thoughtfully. He raised an eyebrow and shrugged. 

"Its fun, mostly. There’s a definite….thrilllllllll….when they beg for mercy…when you know that you’re the one responsible for allowing them to live or granting them death." He smirked. "You should try it some time."


lookingthroughyoureyes:

goodoldbaddays:

lookingthroughyoureyes:

questforcamelotconfessions:

Submitted by: saftasming

“He’s disgusting really.” Kayley huffed, wrinkling her nose.

I have better things to do than worry about getting a manicure….

“Like ruining lives?” She rolled her eyes. “Or failing at over throwing the king?”

"…both. But more the first, not so much the second…one. Yes."

lookingthroughyoureyes:

goodoldbaddays:

lookingthroughyoureyes:

questforcamelotconfessions:

Submitted by: saftasming

“He’s disgusting really.” Kayley huffed, wrinkling her nose.

I have better things to do than worry about getting a manicure….

“Like ruining lives?” She rolled her eyes. “Or failing at over throwing the king?”

"…both. But more the first, not so much the second…one. Yes."


lookingthroughyoureyes:

questforcamelotconfessions:

Submitted by: saftasming

“He’s disgusting really.” Kayley huffed, wrinkling her nose.

I have better things to do than worry about getting a manicure….

lookingthroughyoureyes:

questforcamelotconfessions:

Submitted by: saftasming

“He’s disgusting really.” Kayley huffed, wrinkling her nose.

I have better things to do than worry about getting a manicure….


I am an awful person. I keep forgetting about this lovely little account. 


thebimbettes said: "We assume you used to 'ave 'air on ze top of your head."

Of course I did. But all of this knowledge has swelled my head, pushed my hair back a bit, you see.



urbanberber:

People always wonder why I love Quest for Camelot so much.  I give you the reason right here.
The animators never anticipated DVDs and pause buttons, I swear to god.

[omg….what even]

urbanberber:

People always wonder why I love Quest for Camelot so much.  I give you the reason right here.

The animators never anticipated DVDs and pause buttons, I swear to god.

[omg….what even]